The language of bologna

My Uncle Ron saved 15 boxes of Totino’s pizza dating from November 2007. When the time is right, he’s going to take a picture and put it on Craig’s List with the following description: General Mills released to the press a voluntary Class l recall on those containing pepperoni. There were 21 investigated cases of E. coli-related illnesses. I have 15 boxes in mint condition in a vacuum sealed container. I am willing to trade all 15 for Toenail and Nail fungus Treatment. Or men's crew socks.