So I told my boyfriend that I want love letters, You know, I said, snail mail without the postage. He said he didn't have a carrier. I said here's what you do:
You fill the bath tub,
Drink a bottle of cheap wine,
Write a letter,
Put the letter in the bottle,
Cork the bottle,
Place the bottle in the water,
Leave the shower curtain open,
Wait for your girlfriend to have to go to the bathroom.
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