Tuesday

You People are all the Same



From, "The Nightmare Filled You With Scary" by Shane Jones:

I thought I was sleeping so I grabbed a rifle from a man standing next to a horse and put it against my throat. The man asked if I was crazy and I said no that I was just having a bad dream. He nodded. I pulled the trigger and my neck tore open. Flowers bloomed from the blood inside my throat. The man made a bouquet and gave it to his wife who sat on the horse. When my body drained of blood I woke up on the hotel bed. I left the room and walked through the streets. I noticed Eric talking to a woman holding a parasol. I asked the woman if I could talk to Eric in private and she said sure and floated up into the clouds. I asked Eric if he thought that was odd and he said it wasn’t. I asked Eric if I was having a nightmare and he said I wasn’t, that if he shot me right now I would die. I told him that to get out of nightmares I have to shoot myself and he said that he already knew that. He said everyone had to do that. Then he excused himself, put a pistol in his mouth, and pulled the trigger. His body crumpled at my feet. Smoke rose from the back of his head. A fox ran up and dragged the body away. A few minutes later Eric walked out of a barber shop with a clean shave and saloon slicked hair. “Sorry about that,” he said. “What were we talking about?” I looked around the town. I saw a woman slit her own throat then appear on a roof top with a parasol. An older man shot himself in the mouth and appeared a minute later on the street selling antique glass wear. Eric curled himself up in a little ball on the dirt and fell asleep. A gun shot went off inside him and he popped back up. A woman fell from the sky and landed a few feet from us, her neck twisted, her chin resting just behind her shoulder, her parasol wet and draped over her face.
 





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