Wednesday

Remembrance



Fast writing exercise from today:

Once upon a time a prehistoric land existed inside a strange floating mirror in the Milky Way. A dinosaur born without a heart made the 6 o' clock news, wedged between updates on the decade saga of rouge Gummy Bears spotted on Mars and the emotional testimonials on the revolutionary Teletubbies' 10-day Diet plan.

Dinosaur Mom asked the Dinosaur Doctor if there was a soul inside her baby's mouth and he said, There's no tellin' at this point, we must wait it out and see. Dinosaur Mom asked how long to see if her baby had a soul. Dinosaur Doctor said there two ways. One, to kill him and see if a shadow floats out of his body or two, cut out one eyeball and send for a hiking messenger. Where will the hiking messenger go, Dinosaur Mom asked. Alice, the most beautiful and oldest Sphinx in the Galaxy with ten thousand eyes that hold razor sharp lashes, Dinosaur Doctor said. She's known to call upon the most handsome of men for her pleasure then slice them to shreds simply batting her eyes when she's done with them. She sucks in their souls and because of this, maintains immense omniscient power to see into any eyeball and tell you if the body it was attached to has one. Dinosaur Mom said, send for a hiking messenger. Okay but it comes with a price, Dinosaur Doctor said. 

To be continued...









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